So I’m finally over culture shock, I think. At least the really soul-wrenching, “Why isn’t everything the same as it was back at home????” kind of thing. And this seems like the perfect opportunity to reflect objectively and charitably on the plumbing situation here in Taiwan. As in, I have a bit of a love-hate relationship with my shower.
But while three or four weeks ago I was dreaming of my old Boston bathtub, now I think my Shower and I have come to a nice peaceful equilibrium. And Taipei certainly has better showers than many other international locales. In loosely chronological order, I give you Kim’s International Shower Review: a review of all of my showering experiences abroad.
Feel free to chime in below with your favorite watery destinations!
First, the criteria. Stars are out of 5 stars, judged on the basis of: water temperature, pressure, quality of stall/curtain/bathtub, potential duration of shower length, relaxation potential, and overall experience. These are all from memory, and do not necessarily reflect national showering standards, so please don’t take these as unchanging judgments– it’s more of a rumination on various adventures abroad, and what makes this shower-er happy!
Costa Rica, circa 1996: **** 4/5 stars. The weather when traveling with my mother and cousin was divine, so I didn’t really notice anything other than the fruity-smelling Costa Rican shampoos. But the shower stalls were always very nice and very clean, and if the hot water wasn’t endless, it didn’t have to be.
France, 2001: **** 4.5/5 stars. Because this was a high school trip, we stayed in more touristy, commercial style hotels that had traditional western/American style showers with a bathtub, shower curtain, and elevated shower head, even it was detachable. We did make a big stink however, about the bidets in one of the hotels– which wound up being quite useful for washing off my flip flops when I accidentally stepped in a treat that a dog had left in the street.
France again, 2005: ** 2.5 stars/5. Now, Chez une famille d’accueil (host family), another Stanford student and I shared a bathroom and a small kitchen– almost a small, separate apartment within their larger one! However, the plumbing situation was a bit of a shock. There was an enormous tub up on a platform, a detachable shower head without a real place to hang it and take a standing up shower, and No Curtain. Aka, in sleeting early April without central heating: CHILLY. Also, the toilet had a pull-cord for flushing it, and sometimes our hair dryers kicked the circuit breaker. It was lovely, quaint, and so very old-school Paris– I wouldn’t have traded that apartment for anything, but it was an adjustment experience!
Amsterdam, 2005: *** 3/5 stars. My friend and I went for a weekend in Amsterdam, and without knowing anything about youth hostels there, booked bunks in a dorm at the Bull Dog, a very famous hostel with adjoining coffee shop. Luckily, it is also one of the cleanest youth hostels I’ve ever stayed in, Europe, America, or otherwise! So the bathroom was pretty clean. No curtains or anything, but the shower was hot and fresh, and I felt cleaner afterwards, rather than dirtier…
Brussels, 2005: **** 4/5 stars. We actually stayed in a decent hotel in Belgium for an outdoor jazz festival, and my friend smooth-talked the hotel administration into giving us an extra cot for a 3rd person without charging us– so the room’s amenities reflected our accidental luxury.
England, 2005: **** 4.5/5 stars. After almost four months living in Paris, I was surprised to find that everything in England was backwards. While the French drink wine, Brits drink beer, drive on the other side of the road, toss back tea instead of coffee, milk chocolate instead of dark…. and have LOVELY showers. This might have been my best showering abroad experience of the lot: the water was hot, the tubs were always bigger than they needed to be, and it was like the best of America away from home.
Colombia, 2010: ** 2/5 stars. All things considered, Colombian showers–and Colombian water in particular–were better than expected. The problem with our showers, however, was perpetually the temperature. Either the water would start freezing cold and then warm up to tepidly chilly, or start lukewarm and quickly devolve to icy. My friend Max and I experimented with times of day for showering, length of showers, starting a shower, leaving for a few minutes, and trying it again in a bit, to no avail. Sheer grossness– and also out of courtesy to each other’s noses–were the only things that kept us regularly showering all week, because temperature and duration really are key factors for this international traveler! Man, the best feeling in the world, though, was on New Year’s Day, 2010, our second-to-last day in Colombia, I FINALLY got a hot shower! Maybe because the hotel had finally emptied out, or it was 4pm, a very off-peak time. I shrieked with excitement to Max that he’d have to jump in right after me and I’d save him some hot water, to which he said, “Uhhh… great.”
Taipei, circa now: *** 3.5/5 stars. After Colombia, I began to appreciate that America’s greatest exports are its TV shows and its plumbing. So my expectations have since lowered a bit, and I braced myself for the worst when I arrived in Asia. But for most factors, Taipei does well in the showering front! The water is hot, the pressure is good, it’s possible to settle into a nice comfy shower… except that my apartment has no curtains, stalls, or anything. So my bathroom IS the shower area, and the floor gets soaked every time. (It should be noted here that some of my friends have awesome-looking shower/tub setups, so this is sort of like having a bathtub vs. not in the US.) At first this irked me, but now I see it as a chance to clean and wipe up!…well, most of the time. Sometimes it still bugs me. And if several people are showering–like when I have friends visit– we just brace ourselves for a little time under the proverbial sea. But as the weather gets cooler, I get more and more happy with a sauna-like room of hot water and steam. 不錯, Taiwan showers– bu cuo indeed.